This breaking news from the onion is simply hilarious. There’s no doubt that if Obama came to the Lincoln sq. Denny’s of  Worcester MA that he would seriously consider this change in his confidence in the ability of the average american citizen. Not only would the president be disgusted with the type of people that regularly infest that diner, but the fact that even Mr. “we made it” himself  would still have to wait over an hour for his “moons over my hammy” lol enjoy